Dripping Wet Nipples

There aren't many wet tee-shirt contests in Kiev, Ukraine. There's the Chernobyl Museum (we don't recommend it on a first date) and Maryinsky Park and O'Brien's Irish Pub, for starters. But O'Brien's has yet to institute wet tee night for whatever reason. So we had to make our own wet tee shirt contest in Merilyn's shower with Merilyn as the only contestant. We're happy to say that she won! Yeah, it was fixed. Any complaints?